Nicole feels

I just never know what is going to come out of Parker's mouth...

Me: "C'mon guys, get your coats on! Time to go!" (to church this morning)

Parker, very matter-of-factly: "Daddy's not ready. He's slower than dirt. You used to be slower than dirt. Now he's slower than dirt."

Me, to Kaytlin and her friend: "If you're taking that notebook with you, I don't want you guys passing notes in your class."

Parker: "And no passing gas either!"

I tell ya, the kids gonna be in the spotlight, somehow, someway...actor, comedian, pastor... He's just too quick-witted for his own good sometimes.