Nicole feels

This stupid cold/flu/whatever is getting worse instead of better. Now I have a fever, can't stop sneezing, and a simultaneously stuffy AND runny nose. How does that work? How can it be totally clogged on one side and running like a fountain on the other?

I am drugged up with a variety of over-the-counter remedies, and none of them seem to be providing any relief. Even the stuff that usually works. It's like this stupid virus is mocking me C@rtman style: "What-ev-ah! What-ev-ah! I'll do what I want..."

I knew it was too good to be true that I would make it one whole winter without illness. And when I do get hit, it's a whopper.

Go figure.