Nicole feels

�Mom, in class today, N said, �where�s my gum?� and Z said, �where�s your thong?!� and everyone laughed. N said, �Not thong! I said gum!� It was SO funny!�

�You know what a thong is?�

�Yes. It�s like...really thin underwear.�

�And how do you know this?�

�Because you have some!�

�Mom, L�s dad has a mullet.�

�You didn�t say that to her, did you?�

�No!�

�Good, because that could be seen as rude.�

A pause.

�He does have a mullet, though.�