Nicole feels

PE Department Chair, sitting in his office after class: "Who was that yelling down in the big gym? I was trying to take a nap up here."

Lowly PE Long-term Sub in-title-only (i.e., moi): "That would have been me. A bunch of those kids were acting like fools."

PDC: "Fools? At B@yside? Surely not." (insert faux astonishment here)

LPLS: "Ummmm, I think you've been taking some of those drugs you've been talking about in your substance abuse classes this week."

PDC: "Yeah, they send samples to all the teachers."

Another of the PE crew: "Hey, you need to be sharing some of that with us over here!"

Is it any wonder I love working with these folks?