Nicole feels

Son #1: "Mom, what do you want for Mother's Day?"

Mom: "Kids that obey."

Son #1: "That's not a gift."

Mom: "Sure it is."

Son #2: "No, like something you can wrap, like a hair dryer."

The giftage turned out to be various types and scents of anti-bacterial soaps from B@th and Body Works.

Hmmmmmm.

Hair dryer. Soap. Do you think they're trying to tell me something?